megahetero:

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you are the dancing queen

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young and sweet

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only seventeen

i-am-superjohnlocked:

ianphany-kicks-my-stickz:

castieltheangelofthursgay:

if i was a teacher i’d probably research my students online and find their blog and then if they were being dicks i could be like “yeah you’re gonna do that assignment on time and you’re gonna like it” and then just whisper their url and watch the colour drain from their faces and their eyes fill with tears as they back away slowly to their desk

are you satan

are you god

giraffescanflytoo:

kurdtkocaine:

so my brother was doing something weird in the front yard in his underwear???

and the next thing i know……

Do you live in a Sims game